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Mister Softee
Tom Scharpling: What is that playing in the background?
Spike: Oh it’s just a Mister Softee truck coming into the street.
Tom: Oh no! Get away! Run! Don’t you legally need to be 500 feet from that truck? Run, Spike!
Spike: No, I’m indoors.
Tom: Run! Is that your ankle bracelet going off?
Spike: I’m indoors, I’m no where near the truck.
Tom: Legally, is somebody witnessing you indoors?
Spike: Yes… somebody in the dungeon.
The Best Show on WFMU. September 16, 2008