Dick, you got the goods, we all know it. Let’s not fuck around anymore with the bullshit beers. Your porter isn’t that good, and your black & tan is only passable. Obviously, in Pottsville, Premium means shitty. So please just make regular Lager and your best beer: Lord Chesterfield Ale.
Why can’t I buy this in a case anywhere in Eastern PA? You’re not marketing this product hard enough!
Stop making Light Lager, Premium Lager, and Premium Light Lager focus on the Old Lord.
Respectfully,
Chris