i found another scranton song, and its been on my hard drive for over 2 years!
scranton + fears of your wife leaving you for another woman = couldnt be happier
divorce american style
by johnny dowd
lyrics transcribed by me
sorrow and pity
misery and gloom
met in april
got married in june
a wedding of body
a marriage of mind
two hearts afire
four eyes gone blind
home in the suburbs of scranton, p.a.
both sets of in-laws not far away
a couple of kids: a boy and a girl
i was sitting on top of the world
nose to the grindstone six days a week
church on sunday to hear the preacher preach
i built my faith in jesus, was that a mistake?
my wife’s betrayal was hard to take
i found out the obvious way
i came home sick on a work day
she was in bed with my best friend’s wife
no bigger surprise have i had in my life
i stood and stared my mouth was open
i was dreaming this was what i was hoping
i started to holler
and my voice got hoarse
praise god almighty
i want a divorce
she said i’m sorry
i know how you feel
but my love for you was never real
you’re sweet and your gentle
you’re honest and true
but its boring as hell
living hear with you
i barely exist on an emotional plane
i’m one step away from going insane
she kept the children, i got the house
what the hell is it all about?
a responsible citizen i cease to be
i loved domesticity now look at me
the say its the children who suffer most
but they seem happy, its me thats lost
i sleep on the couch with the tv on
my life has gone terrible wrong
pornographic fantasies infect my brain
filling me up with guilt and shame
guilt, shame, sorrow, and gloom
met in april
married in june
a wedding of body
a marriage of mind
two hearts afire
four eyes gone blind
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