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General – Page 8 – Chris Flannery

Vic Chesnutt – You are Never Alone

Vic Chesnutt (1964-2009)

You are Never Alone (mp3)

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It’s OK, you can take a condom
It’s OK, you can take Valtrex
It’s OK, you can get an abortion
And then keep on… keeping’ on.

It’s ok, you can take a Prilosec
It’s ok, you can take Vioxx
It’s ok, you can get a quadruple bypass
And then keep on… keepin’ on
And then keep on… keepin’ on

You are… never alone
You are… never alone
You are… never alone
You are… never alone

It’s OK, in moderation
It’s OK cutting down
It’s okay, you can quit tomorrow
But for now, keep on keeping on.
But for now, keep on keeping on.

It’s OK, you can take the bible
It’s OK, you can be saved
You can be forgiven
For now, keep on keepin’ on
For now, keep on keepin’ on.

You are… never alone
You are… never alone
You are… never alone
You are… never alone

Adam Powell / Karate Kid 2

Next time you’re watching Karate Kid Part 2, note the opening scene outside the tournament. You’ll see what appears to be a young Adam Powell (Alexander Polinsky of Charles in Charge fame) ask for Daniel’s autograph… and say he’s from Reseda. Daniel says that’s where he’s from.

IMDB has the kid labeled as one Garth Johnson, but I would almost put money on it.

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The IBM Selectric Typewriter

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We live in a mechanical age. It is an age of steel and electricity. Motors and carbon lights have come to be as familiar to us as horses and candles used to be, we have become a mechanic today in order to be of any particular use to society or ourselves. We cannot be happy and be simple any longer. We have been converted into strange forms run on the electric principle, and controlled by the pushing of a button. If we appear to go wild sometimes and cut wide figures down the middle of the road, it is because we have pressed the wrong button. It is not safe to trust ourselves on the street for fear we shall suddenly dash off without anyone at the switch. Nobody is safe anymore.

Crash of the Conchords

It’s not surprising that Flight of the Conchords is over. The first season was three years worth of well-tested stage material converted for the small screen – and it was a great success. When the second season came due there was nothing left in the bank.

Look forward to seeing you again in three years.

Sign of The Apocalypse #427

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Dane Cook: I’m so popular I could get 4,000 idiots to “like” a stupid emoticon on my Facebook page.
Chris Flannery: No way… in how much time?
Dane Cook: One hour.
Chris Flannery: I’ll bet you $100 you can’t.
Dane Cook: Bring it. (Makes a shocker gesture and shakes my hand).

volume 68: you won’t lose the beat if you just keep clapping your hands

1. Charles In Charge – Hey Woman, from now on you belong to me (Dialog)
2. Wild Beasts – We Still Got The Taste Dancing On Our Tongues
3. Fruit Bats – The Ruminant Band
4. Amos The Transparent – Lemons, aka (Big Fish Little Pond)
5. The Danks – Die Young
6. Stampeders – Sweet City Woman
7. Little Wings – Look at What the Light Did Now
8. Neil Young with The Stray Gators – Bad Fog Of Loneliness
9. Palace Music – The Mountain Low
10. Band of Skulls – Death By Diamonds And Pearls
11. Misterholmes and the Brotherhood – Thrift Store Find
12. The Deadly Syndrome – I Hope I Become A Ghost
13. McGowan – Into The Mystery
14. Alejandro Escovedo – Golden Bear
15. John Martyn – Sweet Little Mystery
16. The Phenomenal Handclap Band – You’ll Disappear
17. Chris Garneau – No More Pirates
18. Old Crow Medicine Show – Wagon Wheel
19. Spooky Tooth – That Was Only Yesterday
20. Bruce Hornsby – Mandolin Rain
21. Principal Anderson – Thank You Bruce Hornsby (Dialog)

Capitalism in Wilkes-Barre

Hey Wilkes-Barre, Congratulations you made it in the new Michael Moore movie Capitalism: A Love Story… for sucking. I’m sure most of your children belong in juvie anyway, but you shouldn’t have tried to make money off it.

You’re not The Boss of Me

It’s become abundantly clear, Bruce Springsteen has only three good songs. Here they are in very particular order:
The Ghost of Tom Joad

Backstreets

Atlantic City

Gammons on Camden Yards

The building of Camden Yards is the second most important event in Major League Baseball since World War II after Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier. – Peter Gammons [paraphrased] 9/14/09 on Baseball Tonight