Things may be bad where you live, but I guarantee you it’s a paradise next to the burning coal heap that is Scranton, Pennsylvania. Do you know that show Walking Dead? It would make a good tourism ad for Scranton. If you went to the lowest circle of hell… you’d still be 45 minutes outside of Scranton. I grew up there; I love it. It’s the single worst place on Earth. – Joe Biden on SNL VP Debate 10/14/2012