when the ball dropped the following became stale:
1.) the old pin-up style (nobody wants to makeout with their grandmother)
2.) the goatee (for the fourth year in a row)
3.) people that like dane cook (for he himself was never fresh)
4.) playstation2 (you might as well unplug it)
5.) friendster
6.) kanye west
7.) the 1980’s
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