[Samberg] Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon, call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
[Parnell] Hello?
[Samberg] What up, Parns?
[Parnell] Yo Samberg, what’s rockin’?
[Samberg] You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
[both] NARNIA!
[Samberg] Then it’s happenin’.
[Parnell] But first my hunger pangs, I stick it like duct tape.
[Samberg] Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
[Parnell] No doubt the bakery’s got all the bomb frostings.
[Samberg] I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling…
[Parnell] Two!
[Samberg] No, six!
[Parnell] No, twelve!
[both] BAKER’S DOZEN!
[Samberg] I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
[Parnell] Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
[Samberg] Upper West Side, dude.
[Parnell] Well let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
[Samberg] I prefer MapQuest…
[Parnell] That’s a good one, too…
[Samberg] Google Maps is the best…
[Parnell] True dat!
[both] DOUBLE TRUE!
[Samberg] 68th and Broadway,
[Parnell] Step on it, suckah!
[Samberg] Whatchoo wanna do, Chris?
[Parnell] SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER-F*****!
[both] The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
Yes, The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
We love The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
Pass the The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
[Samberg] Yo, stop at the deli, the theater’s overpriced.
[Parnell] You got the backpack?
[Samberg] Gonna pack it up nice!
[Parnell] Don’t want security to get suspicious.
[Samberg] Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious!
[Parnell] I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough,
[Samberg] Girl acted like she never seen a ten befo’.
[both] It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby!
[Samberg] Throw the snacks in the bag,
[Parnell] And I’m Ghost like Swayze…
[Parnell] Roll up to the theater,
[Samberg] Ticket-buyin’, well, we’re handlin’,
[Parnell] You can call us Aaron Burr
[Samberg] From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
[Parnell] We’re parked in our seats, movie trivia’s the illest.
[Samberg] What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
[Parnell] We answer so fast that we’re scary.
[Samberg] Everyone stand in awe when we scream
[both] MATTHEW PERRY!
[Samberg] Now, quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic!
[Parnell] We’re ’bout to get taken to a dreamworld of magic!
[both] It’s The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
Yes, The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
We love The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!
Pass the The Chronic–WHAT?–cles of Narnia!